Shane’s friends began to worry that he was taking Breast Cancer Awareness Month too seriously.
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“I’m not a homeless person. I’m Tim Burton’s reimagining of a homeless person.”
BITCH I AIN’T EVEN HEARD OF “GEORDI LA FORGE” PLEASE DON’T TOUCH MY BAG OF GARBAGE
“I’m cold.”
And just like that, he put on his skin suit, flew to Denver, and won the debate.
“No one knows you’re from the future,” he thought to himself. ”Just be cool. Just BE COOL.”
“We met five minutes ago, but we’re already opening an animal rescue that doubles as a mustache rental shop.”
“For Halloween, I’m going as myself at 11 am on a Tuesday.”
“My costume isn’t ‘an Indian.’
It’s ‘Genocide.’
So, I guess what I’m saying is how dare you?”
