“I only do this on weekdays. On weekends, I make jewelry out of kidney stones.”
“SO, GUYS, UH, BARCADE LATER???”
“My mom always told me, ‘The best makeup makes it look like you have no makeup on at all.’
But I hate her, so this is my face now.”
“It was horrible. My entire lower body was sent to a dystopian future.”
“I will get a girlfriend tonight,” he thought to himself.
“I will get a girlfriend.”
“I’m so glad Halloween’s over.”
“Me too.”
“Are we even anywhere near Yoga to the People?”
“You know what? You’re ruining this banana for me.”
“Halloween only comes once a year KIND OF LIKE THE L TRAIN WHO’S WITH ME GUYS?!”
“Can you take a picture of me?”
“Sure. What’s your costume?”
“I’m a pregnant clown. You?”
“It’s not a costume. I sell vegan meatballs out of a old propane tank.”
“What do I do for a living? I’m a Nicki Minaj fever dream.”
