“Make sure you get the spelling right: ‘T-R-U-S-T F-U-N-D K-I-D.’”
“I’ve never heard of Macho Man Randy Savage, but I HAVE HEARD OF PEYOTE IF THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE ASKING.
No?
LEMME JUST TRY AND TOUCH THE SUBWAY.”
And then, the Internet ate itself.
As Jared left his job interview, he couldn’t help but think: “Maybe I should’ve worn a tie.”
On a cold snowy day, let’s remember that summer afternoon when we met the Wizard of McCarren Park.
“I know nothing of this ‘Halloween’ you speak of. My name is Twelve, from the planet Neekfhar Prime. I come bringing gifts and the male equivalent of camel toe.”
“I AM NOT THE HAMBURGLAR! I AM MENTALLY ILL!” he yelled at no one in particular. “I AM MENTALLY ILL!”
“We just thought it would be funny to wear our work outfits for Halloween.”
Amber’s friends thought she was dealing with the news of her infertility well.
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