Halloween or WilliamsburgTumblr (3.0; @halloweenorwilliamsburg)http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/It was Bob’s worst nightmare.  Halloween had arrived and...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrzmbcpRr1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It was Bob’s worst nightmare.  Halloween had arrived and he didn’t have a costume.</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34719328635http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34719328635Wed, 31 Oct 2012 16:58:56 -0400“What did I do during Hurricane Sandy?  Just watched The...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcq3u95mQw1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“What did I do during Hurricane Sandy?  Just watched The Fifth Element on repeat.  Why?”</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34653090056http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34653090056Tue, 30 Oct 2012 16:34:00 -0400“Why, yes, I AM the inspiration for every Johnny Depp...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mckivdZBur1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Why, yes, I AM the inspiration for every Johnny Depp character.  Can you point me to Blue Bottle?”</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34435931322http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34435931322Sat, 27 Oct 2012 16:14:00 -0400And then, without warning, Amelia Earhart turned the corner,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcim4qDGX11qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And then, without warning, Amelia Earhart turned the corner, walked into Urban Rustic, and DISAPPEARED.</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34362429190http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34362429190Fri, 26 Oct 2012 15:29:14 -0400Tasmanian Devil hat?  Check.  Pacifier?  Check.  Adult diaper?...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgohpaJ4Y1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tasmanian Devil hat?  Check.  Pacifier?  Check.  Adult diaper?  Check.</p> <p>Darryl was ready to pitch his show to TLC.</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34306208120http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34306208120Thu, 25 Oct 2012 14:25:01 -0400“But honey, how else will people know we’re a...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcesbnF42I1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“But honey, how else will people know we’re a couple?”</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34239513702http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34239513702Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:52:34 -0400“SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS,” thought Mickey, as rushed...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mccriznH0r1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS,” thought Mickey, as rushed off to his job as an 80s movie villain.</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34167551733http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34167551733Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:40:10 -0400“I just don’t like TELLING people I’m a...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcb7lvmxQJ1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I just don’t like TELLING people I’m a Mexican pimp.”</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34111637832http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/34111637832Mon, 22 Oct 2012 15:32:19 -0400“Never having the kale salad at Five Leaves again,”...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1wye0XbV1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Never having the kale salad at Five Leaves again,” said the ghost of Janis Joplin. “It went right through me.”</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33784390559http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33784390559Wed, 17 Oct 2012 15:03:50 -0400“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” shouted Gandalf the Grey....<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbztf4Z4Ck1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” shouted Gandalf the Grey. “THE EGGS AT ELLA CAFE ARE NOT FREE RANGE!”</p> <p>And then, without warning, he clutched his Guitar Hero drum set and died.</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33711070418http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33711070418Tue, 16 Oct 2012 11:52:15 -0400Shane’s friends began to worry that he was taking Breast...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbx4lxIidq1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shane’s friends began to worry that he was taking Breast Cancer Awareness Month too seriously.</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33641627900http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33641627900Mon, 15 Oct 2012 10:22:46 -0400Submit Your Pics<p>18 days left until Halloween.  Send us your pictures at <a href="mailto:halloweenorwilliamsburg@gmail.com">halloweenorwilliamsburg@gmail.com</a>.</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33432365400http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33432365400Fri, 12 Oct 2012 11:44:27 -0400“I’m not a homeless person.  I’m Tim...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqmkt5Nw71qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m not a homeless person.  I’m Tim Burton’s reimagining of a homeless person.”</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33369526306http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33369526306Thu, 11 Oct 2012 12:46:04 -0400BITCH I AIN’T EVEN HEARD OF “GEORDI LA FORGE”...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mboxojR6JE1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BITCH I AIN’T EVEN HEARD OF “GEORDI LA FORGE” PLEASE DON’T TOUCH MY BAG OF GARBAGE</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33309769497http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33309769497Wed, 10 Oct 2012 14:50:42 -0400“I’m cold.”<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblyqutyhD1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m cold.”</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33232404028http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33232404028Tue, 09 Oct 2012 10:47:31 -0400And just like that, he put on his skin suit, flew to Denver, and...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbkapgZwMK1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And just like that, he put on his skin suit, flew to Denver, and won the debate.</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33168677631http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33168677631Mon, 08 Oct 2012 13:11:11 -0400“No one knows you’re from the future,” he...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbkalt8Zh71qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“No one knows you’re from the future,” he thought to himself.  ”Just be cool.  Just BE COOL.”</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33162998467http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/33162998467Mon, 08 Oct 2012 11:37:48 -0400“We met five minutes ago, but we’re already opening...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3d0yszVY1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“We met five minutes ago, but we’re already opening an animal rescue that doubles as a mustache rental shop.”</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/12287704991http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/12287704991Thu, 03 Nov 2011 13:00:05 -0400“For Halloween, I’m going as myself at 11 am on a...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3bt7hkGk1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“For Halloween, I’m going as myself at 11 am on a Tuesday.”</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/12286156782http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/12286156782Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:00:05 -0400“My costume isn’t ‘an...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3bpvsjTB1qarz2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“My costume isn’t ‘an Indian.’ </p> <p>It’s ‘Genocide.’ </p> <p>So, I guess what I’m saying is how dare you?”</p>http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/12285047024http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/post/12285047024Thu, 03 Nov 2011 11:15:30 -0400